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Just a Regular Guy - Part Two

Story ID:6657
Written by:Michael Timothy Smith (bio, link, contact, other stories)
Story type:Musings, Essays and Such
Location:Caldwell Idaho USA
Year:2010
Person:me
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OurEcho Preface This post deals with a mature theme or contains explicit language. While the post is not extremely violent or pornographic, it does contain language or explore a subject matter that may offend some readers. If you do not wish to view posts that deal with mature themes, please exit this post.

Snow blanketed the ground. The trees, frozen in the cold, clacked like old
bones in the frigid wind. In the distance, I heard the howl of my hound as he chased
a rabbit.

His bark drew closer. I got my gun ready. Wed have rabbit stew that night.

I felt a need for relieve myself. The dogs howl faded away. His quarry turned in a new
direction. I had time to take care of my needs.

I dropped my pants. They nestled in the snow around my ankles, as I reached out
with both hands, and grabbed a branch for support. I leaned back. The branch held me
up, as I relieved myself. My release steamed in the melting snow. In the distance, I
watched cars pass on the highway. It occurred to me, if I could see them, they could see
me, especially when wearing hunter orange. There was nothing I could do but wave.

The dogs bark grew louder. I needed to get ready. He was leading the rabbit my
way. I let go of the branch with my right, while supporting myself with the left. I
searched my pockets for tissue. Surely I brought some.

My left hand held the branch. My right completed the search of that side. It
crossed my body to investigate the left pockets. There was a snap. The branch broke
and my butt landed in my own steaming mess.

I sat in my own fudge dessert, cursed as the snow froze to my bottom, and
watched the rabbit hop pass with my hound on the chase.

Yeah, Im just a regular guy.

Michael T. Smith