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Uncle Fossill's Cousin

Story ID:7177
Written by:bobby o'neill mitchum (bio, contact, other stories)
Story type:Fiction
Location:Phenix City Alabama U.S.A.
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One day not long ago I was again visiting My Uncle Fossill up there in Podunk Tennessee when Uncle Fossill's Cousin Buford D.Klempersnaffell happened to drive up in His Old Delapadated Ford Truck,Cousin Buford was all sweaty and worn out looking as He got out of the Truck and staggered up to Uncle Fossill's front porch.He fell into an old rocking chair heaving a tired sigh of relief as He did so.
Well,exclaimed Uncle Fossill,what in the world are yew so plumb tuckered out fer thar Buford! wal,muttered Cousin klempersnaffell,I was a travelin along that ther big High way up yonder.a comin ta visit here with y'all,I was 10 miles frum tha service staion an 10 miles frum here when muh dad burned truck rund outta gas,wal,I onley had thet thar empty 1 gallon plastic milk jug thet I had got frum tha genral store t'other day to git gas in,so I had to walk back thar to thet gas station fer a gallon of gas to put into thet dad burned ole truck,it took me 10 round trips to fill thet ole truck up so I could continue on over here fer my visit!
Bob Mitchum :)