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Santa CLAWS!

Story ID:7607
Written by:bobby o'neill mitchum (bio, contact, other stories)
Story type:Poem
Location:Phenix City Alabama U.S.A.
Year:2011
Person:Self
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He dont have no little reindeer
to pull a merry sleigh
he has thirteen howling wolves
to carry him on his way.

He rides in a jet black sleigh
thats shaped just like a hearse
and he will surely get you
if the Devil dont get you first.

He comes for all the boys and girls
who wont mind their Mom or Dad
and he will come to get you
if you have been really bad!

And he has no jolly laughter
and no fine presents to give
and if you hear him coming
run away if you want to live!

For this aint jolly old Saint Nicholas
thats come riding out today
it's that evile old Santa CLAWS
and he just might come your way!

He dont sing no Christmas Carols
and his sleigh dont have no bells
but if you have been really bad
he will carry you off to hell!

So say your Prayers as you go to bed
and be as good as good can be
for evil old Santa CLAWS!
you never want to see.
Bob Mitchum
HAPPY THANKSGIVING AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERY ONE