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Gone Around the Bend

Story ID:7631
Written by:bobby o'neill mitchum (bio, contact, other stories)
Story type:Fiction
Location:Phenix City Alabama U.S.A.
Year:2011
Person:Self
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Uncle Tom Scabin was out in the garden gathering up a mess of collard greens for breakfast when the intrepid Mr. Ratt Buttlett rode up in His fancy carriage,Hay thar Uncle Tom Scabin,dew yew know whar ah mite fine Miss Scarfit O'hairy on this here fine Sprang Mornin? He asked,
Naw ah dont thar Mister Ratt Buttlett,She done runned off to tha settlement ta fine her sum kinda new cloth fur a dress she was a sewin on yestiddy!
Whut in tarnation dose she need a new dress fur? don she know that thars a waugh a fixin ta break out richeer in this here place?
why in jehosaphat don yew speak plain ole english thar Mister Ratt Buttlett,insted o that thar stuff yew been tawking ta me all this here fine sprang mornin? asked Uncle Tom Scabin....
this story might be continued (but highly unlikely):)
Bob Mitchum