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Gone Around The Bend (chapter two)

Story ID:7632
Written by:bobby o'neill mitchum (bio, contact, other stories)
Story type:Fiction
Location:Phenix City Alabama U.S.A.
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I been a speaking English to yew thar Uncle Tom Scabin,all tha time ah ben a sittin here in muh fancy carriage!
wal,replied Uncle Tom Scabin,whut waugh is hit agonna brake out then Mister Ratt Buttlett?Why Uncle Tom Scabin,hits that thar Civil waugh! Civil waugh muh hind foot! replied Uncle Tom Scabin,thar aint no sech thang as a civil waugh! all waugh is highly UN civil if'n yew ast me!
Wal,says Mister Ratt Buttlett,then yew can call hit tha waugh tween tha nawth an tha south then Uncle Tom Scabin!
Them Thars directions Mister Ratt Buttlett,or points on a map.an thar aint no such thang as a waugh tween two points on a map! now yew jest git yore self offen thet thar carriage an come on in and have yo self a nice brakfist o collard greens an we'uns will jest wait fur Miss Scarfit O'hairy to come home.
the end.
Bob Mitchum :)