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Uncle Fossill Gets Cell Phone

Story ID:7751
Written by:bobby o'neill mitchum (bio, contact, other stories)
Story type:Fiction
Location:Phenix City Alabama U.S.A.
Year:2012
Person:Self
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just recently I recieved an Email from Sandi down in Florida ,it seems as if She had been wondering if My Uncle Fossill had ever got a cell phone,well I called Uncle Fossill up there in Podunk Tennessee and was transferred to the local (Podunk Township )operator who was very glad to inform me that "Yes indeedy doo Uncle Fossill did have a cell phone and that she would be glad to hook me up directly to his number so that I could talk with him,there were a lot of clicks and buzzes and dingelelings a few pops and another buzz before I heard Uncle Fossills familiar drawl over my phone,uh..hallo? He said,Hello I replied,is this My Uncle Fossill? wal boy!(my uncle Fossill has always called me Boy) He replied,who in tarnation did yew thank t'was? Well Uncle Fossill I said,I am surprized that you have decided to get yourself a cell phone after all these years!
Wal Boy,this here cell phone is right cheer and hit's provided by tha county sheriff,all us county prisoners have one right cheer on our cell walls!Uncle Fossill I said,are you in jail!? wal O' course i'm in jail,why else do yew thank i'ma talkin to yew on this hyer cell phone!?
I decided against pressing my uncle fossill on getting a lap top computer at this particular time!
Bob Mitchum :)