The Podunk Players are a Group of Actors put together by Uncle Fossill and Aunt Flossie Mae,their first production is the Shakespearean Play "ROMEO AND JULIETTE".As the play begins,JULIETTE is looking for ROMEO.
HAY THAR OLE ROMEEO WHAR IN TARNATION ER YE?!"asks Juliette"FERSOOTH YE DADGUMMED OLE WOMAN!"says Romeo"IMA RICHEER BEHIND THIS HERE CURTAIN WHAR I WUZ A TOLT TA WAIT BY THET THAR DIE- WRECT- TER FELLER FRUM THA FLAT LANDS!"alas! and anon!,says Juliette.
Dont yew ago alasing and anoning me thar woman,why dont chew jest let yo're hair down so's I kin clumb up thar on thet thar porch with yew?! says Romeo"Oh fair sirrah,twood but I could, but them dadburned Fairy God MaMa'S done tolt me thet I has ta eat a poison apple afore I kin let yew climb up cheer with me! says Juliette.Oh shukins,says Romeo,dont yew a go listin ta them thar thespians now,cause they a gonna tell yew thet tha lone ranger is a coming soon!And alas thar Juliette,I dang shore knew him well!
Bob Mitchum :) :)