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Uncle Fossill Gets Arested !!

Story ID:8023
Written by:bobby o'neill mitchum (bio, contact, other stories)
Story type:Fiction
Location:Phenix City Alabama U.S.A.
Year:2012
Person:Self
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Now we all know that my Uncle Fossill is a very sweet and likeable person and it came as a shock to me when i heard that he had been arrested for not helping some one in dire need of assistance during a vicious animal attack and had to appear in court.
It seems that Unce Fossill had happened upon a man being attacked by a bear! The man jus happened to be one of Podunks meanest man and an avowed enemy of my uncle fossill,the bear as growling and slashing at the man furiously and attemtpting to get the mans head in it's mouth,the mans wife,a noted mean and intemperate woman of ill repute was screaming and hollering at Uncle Fosill to "go help him! "go help him!" but uncle Fossill just watched untill the bear got tired of chewing on the mans arm and wandered off,the mans wife called the podunk sheriff and haduncle fossill arrestedfor failure to ofer aid in an emergency.
At the podunk conty court,the prosecuting attorney was questioning Uncle Fossill on his actions during the emergency. "Did you Mr.Fossill,witness the bear attacking that man!?""Yeeeppp,I did yo're honor" replied Uncle fossill,"Well Mr.Fossill, asked the prosecutor,why didn't you help him then!?"Wal yo're honor,ta me,hit didn't look like thet ole bear needed no help!
The Judge then dsmissed the case! The End
Bob Mitchum :)
no animals were harmed during the production of this story.
B.Mtchum :)