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Typical Political Rhetoric

Story ID:9008
Written by:bobby o'neill mitchum (bio, contact, other stories)
Story type:Fiction
Location:Phenix City Alabama U.S.A.
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This is how I view Political speeches :
In view of the situation in (here insert a U.S.State a foreign country or an action)there will be grave consequences to follow,according to our founding fathers who profoundly believed that (here insert anything you want)should be possible for everyone.Therefore I urge all Americans to vote (here insert whatever you are trying to get the people to do)And I do hereby affirm that i will faithfully uphold (here insert your version of whatever it is you affirm) FURTHERMORE and because of (here insert your oponents name)committed a grave error in judgement by proclaiming (here insert a derogatory commnet about what ever you are trying to get excluded)Therefore I am the best (here insert whatever you think you are best at)So my fellow americans (here insert you own views )let us pray.
If you use this form letter,you are sure to get elected to what ever office you are seeking.:)