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UNCLE FOSSILL BORROWS MONEY FROM THE GOVERNMENT

Story ID:9258
Written by:bobby o'neill mitchum (bio, contact, other stories)
Story type:Fiction
Location:Phenix City Alabama U.S.A.
Year:2013
Person:Self
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Uncle Fossill called me the other day and told me that he had tried to borrow some money from the Government to upgrade his farm,He said that he wanted to borrow $30,000 so that he could plant more corn in order to increase his corn production and thus increase his quantity of special brew.
It was very difficult dealing with the Government as there were lots of forms to fill out,they sent him a packet of papers and forms that he said a Philadelphis Lawyer couldent understand but he filled them out as best he could,after about a 6 months wait this old guy showed up at his front door dressed in a fly fishermans garb and sad he was from the USDAA and that he had spme money from the U.S.Government for Uncle Fossill.Uncle Fossill told me that this gut had a dollar bill attached to the fishing pole and dangled it out in front of Uncle Fossill saying "Igot You A Dollar!" Uncle Fossill said it took him 4 hours to finally grab the damn dollar and when he finnally got it he found out that it was one of those fake 3 dollar bills wit Bill Clintons picture on it and the captioned underneath the picture said "You Have Been Had" I dont know how true this story of Uncle Fossills is and personally I think uncle fossill watches too much television.